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Facebook Status: Today’s mood: optimistic but slightly hungry.
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Facebook Status: I’m on a seafood diet—I see food and I eat it.
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Facebook Status: I’m silently correcting your grammar.
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Facebook Status: Stress spelled backwards is desserts. Just saying.
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Facebook Status: Coffee first. Adulting later.
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Facebook Status: I tried being normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.
