• Facebook Status: If overthinking burned calories, I’d be a supermodel.

  • Facebook Status: I put the “pro” in procrastination.

  • Facebook Status: I followed my heart… it led me to the fridge.

  • Facebook Status: I’m not lazy. I’m on energy-saving mode.

  • Facebook Status: I need a six-month holiday, twice a year.

  • Facebook Status: I started a new diet today. It’s called “I’ll start properly on Monday.”