WhatsApp Status: Silly Putty implies the existence of Serious Putty, and I don’t want to meet it.

WhatsApp Status: I’m not high maintenance. I just have very specific needs that change without warning.

WhatsApp Status: Life is short. Eat the good biscuits. Don’t save them for guests. The guests don’t deserve them more than you do.

WhatsApp Status: Personality trait: I say ‘nearly there’ when I haven’t left the house yet.

WhatsApp Status: I don’t need Google. My mother knows everything and she will tell me whether I asked or not.

WhatsApp Status: Currently funding three different food delivery apps’ entire business models single-handedly.