WhatsApp Status: If school has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking.

WhatsApp Status: I like to hang out with people that make me forget to look at my cellphone.

WhatsApp Status: Yesterday I did nothing, and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.

WhatsApp Status: Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

WhatsApp Status: I’m so tired that my tired is tired.

WhatsApp Status: I used to like my neighbours … until they put a password on their WiFi.