WhatsApp Status: The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.

WhatsApp Status: A lie is just a great story ruined by the truth.

WhatsApp Status: Never look down on anybody unless you’re helping them up.

WhatsApp Status: Never steal – the government hates competition.

WhatsApp Status: When your cell phone battery is on one per cent, anyone who sends a message or calls immediately becomes the enemy.

WhatsApp Status: Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it.