WhatsApp Status: The only constant is change, except when you’re at a vending machine.

WhatsApp Status: I tried to lose weight but it keeps finding me.

WhatsApp Status: Does my idea sound as good as it did yesterday? Or am I just perpetually plagued by self-doubt?

WhatsApp Status: Inside of the dullest exterior, there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy. – Mark Twain.

WhatsApp Status: Excellence is not a skill; it is an attitude.

WhatsApp Status: I love my job, but only when I’m on vacation.