WhatsApp Status: Don’t wait for the perfect moment; take the moment and make it perfect.

WhatsApp Status: I used to like my neighbours, until they put a password on their WiFi.

WhatsApp Status: My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.

WhatsApp Status: Life is short – chat fast!

WhatsApp Status: I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?

WhatsApp Status: I’m in desperate need of a six-month vacation … twice a year.