WhatsApp Status: I started cleaning my room and found snacks I lost last week.

WhatsApp Status: My house was clean yesterday. Sorry you missed it.

WhatsApp Status: I didn’t trip… I was testing gravity. It still works.

WhatsApp Status: I wish common sense was more common.

WhatsApp Status: My phone storage is full… mostly with screenshots I’ll never look at again.

WhatsApp Status: I finally got eight hours of sleep… it took me three days, but still.