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Facebook Status: I whisper “what the heck” to myself at least 20 times a day.
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Facebook Status: If overthinking burned calories, I’d be a supermodel.
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Facebook Status: I put the “pro” in procrastination.
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Facebook Status: I followed my heart… it led me to the fridge.
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Facebook Status: I’m not lazy. I’m on energy-saving mode.
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Facebook Status: I need a six-month holiday, twice a year.
