WhatsApp Status: I was addicted to the hokey pokey … but thankfully, I’ve turned myself around.

WhatsApp Status: Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.

WhatsApp Status: I’m on the ‘starts tomorrow’ diet.

WhatsApp Status: Life is short, so don’t waste it reading my WhatsApp statuses.

WhatsApp Status: Nothing ruins a Friday more than realising that it’s only Tuesday.

WhatsApp Status: How come the only normal people are the ones I don’t know very well?