WhatsApp Status: BRB… avoiding responsibilities.

WhatsApp Status: Life update: still tired.

WhatsApp Status: Current mood: hungry.

WhatsApp Status: Online… but mentally on vacation.

WhatsApp Status: My credit card and my self-control are not on speaking terms and haven’t been since Black Friday 2019.

WhatsApp Status: Eating healthy is fine until someone opens a bag of crisps in the same postcode as me.