WhatsApp Status: Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.

WhatsApp Status: That awkward moment when you’re trying to ignore a call and accidentally answer it.

WhatsApp Status: Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for Internet, which is pretty much the same thing.

WhatsApp Status: They tell us not to put all our eggs in one basket, then Easter comes, and they only give us one basket!

WhatsApp Status: My neck, my back, my Netflix and my snacks.

WhatsApp Status: Monday is one of my favourite days of the week – my seventh favourite day.